Rating the MMs

The first step toward getting the babes to come to you is to pretend like you don't talk about them. You are above them and their stupid manipulative whining demands for conversation and intimacy, and you need to make them feel like they're lucky if they can get you to spare a second of your time thinking about them.

That's why we need to immerse ourselves in coming up with a complex system of code words and rating systems describing girls of all kinds. Constantly study girls every chance you get and constantly assess them and compare their good and bad traits and their tactics of manipulation, making spreadsheets if necessary to organize your research. Based on this, try to extrapolate a system and terminology that covers all girls in all situations.

When you are ready, you can use all this to show girls how much you don't care about them.

I'll give you a brief rundown on my rating process to get you started, using a few different girls as examples.

I don't like to let the girls know I'm talking about them when I'm talking about them, so I use a lot of code words. You might think it's enough to say "babe" instead of saying "girl" but for some reason they figured it out, probably spies. So we have to be sneakier. Here's my reasoning: We top males need to think of ourselves as predators on the hunt for prey. We're not namby-pamby sissies looking for a "talk" or a "hug", we are raw animal power on the hunt for fresh meat. But not actual meat, you know, because we are men, not actual lions or whatever. So I call the girls "man meat" or "MM" for short.

So enough chatter, let's talk about how I look for delicious man meat.

All right, let's take this chick. What do we know about her? "It's just a photo!" you might say. "You can't tell much from that." WRONG. I can tell everything about a girl just by looking at a picture. Everything's right on the surface, and a man who really understands our animal instincts can read it like a book.


So the first thing I can tell is that she's wild and crazy in bed. Some kind of hippy flower child. I can tell that by looking at her eyes. She'll do anything if you push the right buttons. Rrrrrrawr. On the MM scale, I'd have to say she's a 10. So when I'm at a bar with my buddies, I don't have to give myself away by saying, "Hot babe over there," or "That is a good target for sex," or by having an erection and pointing, all of which could ruin my chances. I just say, smoothly and casually, "MM 10 over there."

Now let's take a look at this MM here. Completely different story.


She is an ice queen. She probably hasn't even done it twice in her life. She's pretty hot but you probably wouldn't get a lot out of her because you'd have to drug her first and then it really wouldn't be a lot different than boning the blow-up doll in my basement. I mean, your basement. Anyway, we'll call her an MM 9.

Now this lady is more like it. Look at the way her pupils are on the right.


It's a scientific fact that women born with pupils on the right side of their eyes are extremely adventurous in bed. She's going to be shy at first, but it won't be hard to badger her into things with guilt trips and maybe some beatings. MM 10.

YUCK! Look at this hideous beast. I can't quite put my finger on it, but there's something masculine about her.


Hell, she might even be a man. I was going to say, maybe some new clothes and makeup, and maybe she'd be all right for some retarded beta, but hell, I don't even know if that's going to help. Anyway, I can tell all this from the eyes. She has the manliest, ugliest eyes. MM 0!

Hubba hubba! Look at this piece of meat.

Well, she is pretty hot all right, but the clever observer can tell from the settings and the costume that this photo was probably taken in a medieval era, and so she is probably dead by now. Now, there is nothing wrong with boning a dead chick, but the Middle Ages was a really long time ago so she's probably mostly a skeleton by now, and that's really not a very comfortable lay, or so I heard or read in a scientific study or something. Let's go with MM 3.

Hahaha! Get a load of this one.


This girl is obviously so hideous she's trying to hide it under loads and loads of makeup, and maybe some poor sucker of a beta will fall for it, but a sharp eyed meat-hunter like me can see it pretty clearly. She even screwed up her lipstick (see if you can spot the smudge). You might think that she could be a hot babe who's just wearing too much makeup because she's a slave to the fashion-industrial complex but all you have to do is take one look at her eyes, and you can see it all. Self-loathing, shy, stupid, useless cow. Even if she got rid of all that stupid hair and makeup and got plastic surgery, she'd never come close to those MM 10s up above. MM 1.

Oh, and in case you are wondering how I got all these pictures, I snapped them on my cell phone while I was boning them. All except for the MM 0, I got that from my loser friend's cell phone.

Anyway, I hope this gets you guys started on your hunt for man meat. Just be careful! Once you get started, you can never get enough! Heh heh heh! Am I right or am I right, guys.