My "Game" Credentials

Now at this point, you might be asking yourself, "Who is this Chad guy, and why should I trust his advice in cajoling women into sex who don't want to have sex with me?"

Well, that is a valid question, my friend. Let me assure you, my credentials in the "game" are quite sound. I am an intelligent person, with a degree in English, who studied philosophy directly from Socrates.

(I read a book about a conversation he had, but it was like he was talking directly to me.)

(Well, I read the Cliff's Notes but I think it was pretty accurate.)

Also, I personally have lured just over 200 ladies into my sticky web of seduction. Don't believe me? I'll prove it with a story.

Just last week, as I was flying through Dallas on a business trip, I met a Cowboys cheerleader at the airport bar. I told her I hated the Cowboys and I was glad that their practice canopy had collapsed and injured a bunch of people and paralyzed one guy from the waist down. Long story short, we were soon back at my beach house (we were in Hawaii) with the rest of her Swedish bikini teammates, making lots of noise, if you know what I mean. All in a day's work for a pickup artist who's bedded over 500 girls.

It's not magic or mumbo-jumbo, it's just scientific fact, and a simple application of human psychology. Women are pretty simple. Once you work out what buttons to push, they'll do anything you say. Skeptical? Why don't you ask any of the 800 girls I've boned?

I've had a go with every kind of woman you've ever fantasized about - whether it be Playboy bunny, supermodel, pornstar, hot librarian that only looks ugly because she has glasses on, naughty nurse, French maid, Amazon warrior princess, or anime schoogirl character. Would I tell you I had sex with them if I hadn't? Of course not. What reason would there be to lie? Of course these types just form a small fraction of the 1200-woman stable I've acquired in the course of my life. I've had my share of regular club girls as well. I'm a generous man.

I think I've made my case clear. If you want to get into the model-a-day lifestyle, stop wasting time reading wishy-washy Oprah-style "relationship advice" and start listening to the guy that's nailed over 5000 women.